You can only enjoy anal if you want it. If you're ho-hum, it'll feel like you're shitting backwards and it will look like it too. If you want it, there is no sexy-pain, no pain-pain, and best of all, no nuggets of surprise. And only use oil based lube, not water-based. You want that hole greasy. And please people, rim that butt, smack it hard, and tease it before you boink "the forbidden fruit". It's the only way to get it primed for slamming, which you'll ask for. And yes, it's fucking amazing. Your eyes will cross. You will make noises like a farm animal.
I'm confused. His ad says "strictly platonic." Where is the ad where he has no shirt on??!!!