We ain't gonna lie: We're not really sure what an Air show is all about. We imagine everyone is, like, impossibly attractive and well-dressed. We also imagine everyone spends the majority of the time smoking in that little roped-off area outside Terminal 5. And we think people might dance? Or at least sway maybe? And make out? We definitely think people will make out. And that there will be lots of mustaches. Yes, mustaches. And red pants. We picture a lot of red pants for some reason.