Amateur Ping Pong Tournament
Tue., Aug. 18, 7 p.m. 2009; FREE to watch, $5 to play
We think you should get bonus points for wearing short-shorts and sweatbands, but that's just us. Cough up $5 to play — it's single elimination on three tables — and the winner takes home the cash pool. The Bell House gives a fair warning: "Please don't join if you're some crazy pro or way too serious about it." Thank goodness Forrest Gump is a made-up character 'cause he would have this thing In. The. Bag.