Any Tips for Valentine’s Day?
by Ryan Vlastelica
Jason
Hailed in: Prospect Park
Hails from: Queens
Man, Valentine’s Day is bullshit. It’s not a real holiday, just an excuse for you to buy things. Jewelry and things. If you really love your girl, then celebrate your anniversary. The only good thing about Valentine’s Day is that when people take cabs home they know they’re getting laid so I get bigger tips. That’s the only good thing. I always make a point to work on Vagina Day.
Ajit
Hailed in:Midtown
Hails from:India
You don’t need to do anything. Get a bottle of wine, some takeout or cook, and watch a movie together. Don’t go out. Going out is for suckers. Just spend a night focusing on your girl. Keep her warm, make her happy, get her drunk. That’ll work.
Dick
Hailed in: West Village
Hails from: Colorado
It depends on how long you’ve been with her. Valentine’s Day should only matter if you’ve been together for a year or two at most. If you just started dating, don’t do anything. That’s too much. If you’re married—are you married? [Reporter is not]—then you already know you love each other. If you do celebrate, don’t go overboard. A nice dinner is enough, then go down on her. Buying expensive gifts is just retarded.
Muhammad
Hailed in: Lower East Side
Hails from:Pakistan
Dinners are always nice. I’m new here and don’t eat out a lot so I don’t really know where to suggest. Somewhere with candles, or your person’s favorite restaurant. If the weather is nice, go ice skating or something. Or just stay in, that can be nice too. Whatever.
