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Best Mayoral Candidate
You know who we’re definitely not voting for? That gavone Anthony Weiner. You know who we are voting for? The most progressive candidate in the race—Sal Albanese, who has the kind of record and ideas Bill De Blasio wishes he did.
Best Attempt At Secession
Jackie’s 5th Amendment, from Park Slope
The petition fell a little short of the 25,000 signatures the neighborhood bar would have needed to get this movement off the ground, but everyone other than the most self-serious of yuppies appreciated the sentiment.
Worst Attempt At Secession
East Williamsburg from the rest of Williamsburg
Part of the problem, not part of the solution.