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BEST (OK, PROBABLY WORST) DRINK ONLY NEW YORKERS HAVE ACCESS TO: Carbonated Milk
Maybe you thought you’d never live to see the day when companies would start selling carbonated milk, having exhausted all other still beverage resources. Well, you thought wrong. New York is lucky enough to be the first testing ground for Coca-Cola’s unprecedented revolutionarily evil new product, Vio. The effervescent, sweetened milk and fruit drink may not have many uses, but it’ll sure make for an interesting White Russian.