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BEST REASON TO DECLARE WAR ON FLORIDA:
We’d like to take any opportunity to take a pot shot at Bloomberg, and this would seem just the place. But we’re just going to assume that’s a given and look at another egomaniacal oligarch: after a relatively minor slight from Assembly Leader Smith (see above), Golisano — who doesn’t even live in New York State because he doesn’t feel he should pay his fair share of taxes — took it upon himself to upend our already ludicrously dysfunctional state government. There ought to be a law to keep billionaire Floridians from meddling in our affairs, or at least one to keep Tom Golisano away from our state forever, until he pays taxes.