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Human children can be a pain in the ass. However, one of their few redeeming qualities is the visible pleasure they are still capable of projecting. It can be a good feeling, to induce this pleasure, through the giving of gifts. Spacecraft can help with this.
A wooden skateboard
. That is all. ($45).
Give a child a set of colored blocks and he'll build a magic castle. Give a child some wooden blocks
and some paint
and he'll build a magic castle and paint it all kinds of crazy colors. (Also probably half the living room floor.)