Stuart, the author of our favorite "living cheaply in NYC" guide for poor artist types, has organized a night to keep everyone from remembering that they're living in closet-sized apartments, barely grazing the second level of Maslow's Heiarchy of Needs. There will be bands, DJs, an open bar from 8pm until you suck every drop dry, and a weird-ass circus, complete with yoga contortionist, flame dancers, tarot readings, clown burlesque and free sex advice.