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Take a Booze Cruise
We went on one once and it was fun. We got drunk, sailed around Manhattan, and gawked at Governor's Island. We also kept pointing out which building we worked at every time we got close to DUMBO. Of course, you can't afford to take a booze cruise&emdash;but that doesn't mean you can't create your own! Fill the flask you've taken to carrying at all times and board the free Staten Island Ferry. Ride it back and forth, over and over again, creating a metaphor for the existential torture session that has become your life.