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Let’s start in Florida on a trial basis. Thin out the codger population up in the Panhandle and we’ll have a reasonable chance at winning the presidency in ’08 or ’12 or whenever we get around to nominating a candidate who’s both living and breathing.
You know what the best part is? Bush will sell this plan for you. He has to. As soon as you announce it — the “Leave No
Seniors Behind Act” — it’s checkmate time. Because he’s already been practicing it on the young. You’re just doing the equitable thing, and making it available to everyone.
Something to think about, friends. Sometimes ya’ gotta’ cross the line to get to the other side.
I’m going out to practice my marksmanship. Anybody care to join?