Before the announcement that she would join the bill at this summer’s Governors Ball, there was some serious heartbreak in the world that so few chances to go see the 90s icon were even available. Presumably, among staunch Brooklyn-pride types, there still is. Her only borough show is still extra-sold out, with just a super suspicious number of stupidly marked-up ticket solicitations from faceless brokers remaining on Craigslist. And it’s a sad, sad world when a scalper will break a person, just because they can. (No, we do not have tickets, either.)