Hailed in: Lower East Side
Hails from: Minneapolis
I'd raise taxes on rich people. I'd say, anyone making more than $100,000 a year. I guess maybe different amounts depending on where you live and if you have kids and stuff. But rich people gotta pay. Use that money to make jobs. We need to focus on jobs.
Hailed in: Midtown
Hails from: Pakistan
I don't know anything about your politics, but Obama has a lot of problems to deal with. The economy, the wars. I think he should stop the wars. Bring all the soldiers home. They're not doing any good there.
Hailed in: Fort Greene
Hails from: Colombia
[Sings] If I were president, I'd get elected on Friday, assassinated on Saturday, buried on Sunday. Then go back to work on Monday.
Hailed in: Park Slope
Hails from: Baltimore
We have gay marriage here now. If I was president first thing I'd do is make it legal everywhere. I'd make it a law: you can marry whomever you want. Let the fucking Republicans stand there and argue for discriminating.
Hailed in: Gramercy
I want to see more stuff done on the environment. We're just now starting to get electric cars, but we should have had them years ago. All cabs should be electric, and all buildings should have solar panels on them. Anything we can do to help the environment, we should. I know that's fucked up, coming from a guy who drives all day, but this is the only job I could get.