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How to Open a Fire Hydrant
1. Find a friendly firefighter at your local firehouse.
2. Ask, with a smile, for help opening the fire hydrant.
3. Wait patiently for them to bring out, what is essentially a very large wrench.
4. Take the wrench and proceed to twist open the hydrant.
5. Enjoy summertime early.
Zach Staggers, drummer for the So So Glos and resident of Shea Stadium