How Was Your Summer?
by Ryan Vlastelica
Bill
Hailed in: The Financial District
Hails from: Queens
It was fine. I like the start of summer, when the girls get their boobs out and you can walk around in shorts. But I got over it fast. It was like a million degrees this summer! I tried to hit up McCarren Pool but it was just a nightmare. It was so crowded and busy, but I didn’t see any of the fights that broke out. Everyone wanted relief from the heat and no one could get it. Plus I burn so easily.
Jay
Hailed on: Atlantic Avenue
Hails from: California
Summer sucks unless you’re in school. I’m poor, so I don’t get to go on vacation. My summer was just working. Actually this is a pretty good time of year, work-wise, since you obviously don’t need to worry about snow or road conditions, and there are a lot of tourists in town so it’s pretty easy to get customers. People tip better at
Christmas, though.
Richard
Hailed at: Prospect Park
Hails from: Indonesia
Man, this was a bad summer. Even the movies sucked. [The Dark Knight Rises]? It sucked. Then you had all those shootings! Everyday, it seems, people getting shot. That’s just fucked up. And then Mitt Romney and that dickhead Paul Ryan. It’s enough to make me want to crash this car into a wall.
