Here it is, the moment those of us who found ourselves in high school during the 90s devotedly listening to Neutral Milk Hotel and are too stubborn to travel to New Jersey have been waiting for. Jeff Mangum, in the flesh. Is he real? Will you cry? We assume yes. Will he draw you a picture? Will he be all alone up there onstage, or will a band be joining him? All the questions you’ve mulled over for years will finally be answered, if only you were lucky enough to get tickets.