Hey man, the jig is up. As soon as those stilted, monotone vocals start warbling out of your mouth, your Julian Plenti alter ego doesn't stand much chance hiding your true identity. You're Paul Banks, the frustratingly charming lead singer of Interpol, playing songs that sound like a more adventurous Interpol, dressed as an Interpol member in cruisewear, leaving us all to wonder when Interpol will record another album as good as Turn on the Bright Lights. Interpol, Interpol, Interpol! You're in Interpol.