There is approximately zero chance people will stop fighting about Lana Del Ray on the Internet in 2012. Her debut album is still months away. Her third song ever contains the line, “Let me fuck you in the pouring rain, you like your girls insane.” There’s no chance. But, after a few months of careful gigging, dedicated hype-gardening, she’s had ample time to put together a live show. Whether or not it’ll be worthy of the spotlight a headlining gig at Bowery Ballroom provides is an open question. This is as good a time as any to make up your own mind in advance of the blogocaust to come.