This is one of those times where we just quote the synopsis: "Amazing Ayyub, an Iranian Shi’ite skinhead, and Rabeya, a burqa-wearing punk, have kidnapped Matt Damon and are holding him hostage. They demand that Hollywood depict Muslims in a positive light—“just one movie where we’re not these two-dimensional al Qaeda stereotypes.” But Damon's convinced they're playing into that same terrorist paradigm, thereby furthering the neoconservative perception of Islam.... Along the way, there are punk-eating zombies in a mosque, psychobilly jinns, and a Muslim punk band called Shah 79. Things turn existential when Ayyub finds himself face-to-face with his creator — no, not Allah, but the author. Knight is written into his own novel and finds himself at the mercy of his creation." Et cetera.