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Gowanus Yacht Club
Motto: One Man’s Bathroomless Curbside Swill Pen Is Another Man’s Roofless Beer Palace
Typical Member: A pretty chill, baseball-capped 24-year-old who moved here from Massachusetts four months ago and is starting to really feel like he’s totally starting to get Brooklyn because it’s really pretty chill.
East Village Yacht Club
Motto: Veni, Veedy — Lance, How Do You Spell Veechy?
Typical Member: A handsome part-time i-banker/full-time friend whose buddy Dave was like, “Dude they have a siiick grilled beet tart, you’re gonna flip your shit.”
Brooklyn Social Club
Motto: Cocktails and Low Lighting Help Us Forget We’ve Begun to Age Poorly
Typical Member: A softening woman in her early 30s, three drinks away from either not needing an Ambien later or from sleeping with Doug, who she saw talking to Akilesh in the back; hopes/fears she’s pregnant.
Bushwick Country Club
Motto: It’s Better on Astroturf
Typical Member: Anyone who’s come to the conclusion that their 11th birthday party miniature golf tournament would have been even more fun with $5 White Russians in the mix. Which it clearly would have been.
Motto: One Man’s Bathroomless Curbside Swill Pen Is Another Man’s Roofless Beer Palace
Typical Member: A pretty chill, baseball-capped 24-year-old who moved here from Massachusetts four months ago and is starting to really feel like he’s totally starting to get Brooklyn because it’s really pretty chill.
East Village Yacht Club
Motto: Veni, Veedy — Lance, How Do You Spell Veechy?
Typical Member: A handsome part-time i-banker/full-time friend whose buddy Dave was like, “Dude they have a siiick grilled beet tart, you’re gonna flip your shit.”
Brooklyn Social Club
Motto: Cocktails and Low Lighting Help Us Forget We’ve Begun to Age Poorly
Typical Member: A softening woman in her early 30s, three drinks away from either not needing an Ambien later or from sleeping with Doug, who she saw talking to Akilesh in the back; hopes/fears she’s pregnant.
Bushwick Country Club
Motto: It’s Better on Astroturf
Typical Member: Anyone who’s come to the conclusion that their 11th birthday party miniature golf tournament would have been even more fun with $5 White Russians in the mix. Which it clearly would have been.
