Tom Waits -- "November"
I realize that Mr. Waits is actually no great fan of November here, with lyrics like, "November has tied me to an old dead tree/Get word to April to rescue me" and "November, it only believes in a pile of dead leaves," but it's ok, I forgive him. And, like, really? Tom Waits hates November? Has Tom Waits ever fucking heard Tom Waits?