We just figured out that the company Colt Coeur is rehearsing their new show, right now, three doors down from The L’s offices in Dumbo, before moving it to Soho. This explains all the tacky beat-up furniture in their suite: Steven Levenson’s new mid-90s comedy takes place over one Friday night in a suburban basement where a bunch of teenagers do, well, what unsupervised and over-stimulated teenagers do in their parents’ basements. There will be party games, semi-successful first kisses, other firsts, and many disappointments–but not for you.