How Many is Too Many? How Few is Too Few?

In which Audrey gets angry about the "sex number."

Nov 9, 2009

Sexy Pics 101

How to take sexy pictures of yourself without even trying.

My Ex-Girlfriend is a Porn Star

If you have to ask if it's ok to watch your ex-girlfriend in a three-way...

Oct 28, 2009

When It Hurts So Good

If pain is pleasurable, is it really pain? And other baffling questions.

Oct 21, 2009

The Best Exercise is Self-Excercise

It's hard to masturbate when all you want to do is masturbate.

Oct 14, 2009

Sex with Old People: Yes? No?

Dear Audrey, I think I'm going to take the plunge and sleep with one of my professors.

Sep 30, 2009

My First Vibrator!

They should really market My First Vibrators, and they could have a picture of Robert Pattinson on them.

Sep 24, 2009

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Ladies and Gentlemen, Your 2009 Bad Sex in Fiction Shortlistees

Click on this post for HOT GIRL-ON-GIRL ACTION (courtesy Philip Roth).

Spanish Government Teaches Teenagers How to Masturbate

Seriously, why the hell do I always get stuck with the masturbation stories? I'VE NEVER EVEN DONE IT.

Who Gets Off On Cartoon Porn?

Playboy is putting Marge Simpson on the cover, but it may attract an unwanted element.

Oct 16, 2009

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