Well, it is a little weird, but I don't know that you should worry about it. I mean, as long as the birth control situation is taken care of. But yeah, no, I don't know, sounds ok to me. It's not like you're waking up with muddy feet and bloody hands, or naked in the middle of the forest with a hunk of raw meat in your teeth. Maybe you guys are some kind of sex werewolves. It might be prudent to avoid silver dildos, just in case. One never knows.
I have this friend who has sex with rich guys so that they buy her things. One guy was even paying her rent for a while. She says it's no big deal and that everyone gets presents from their boyfriends, but I say she is basically a hooker. At what point can't she deny that she is a prostitute?
What? Who cares? I'm pretty sure being a prostitute is a self-identified thing, not like there is some online quiz you can take and find out that you're accidentally a ho. And anyway, even if she is a sex worker, who cares? Leave your friend be. If she wants to fuck old guys for rent money, that's her business.
I saw recently that semen travels out of the penis at 31 miles per hour, which according to the chart it was on, is faster than a Peruvian jaguar. How come it doesn't hurt when someone comes in someone else?
Well first of all, we are very lucky that nature had the foresight to have humans jizz sperm rather than jaguars. Otherwise that would be totally awkward.
Unfortunately, this question has forced me to interact with physics, which means that I will undoubtedly get something wrong. Physics nerds, feel free to write me gripey emails. I tried to figure out how fast water comes out of fire hoses and super soakers and stuff for comparison, but you would not believe how unhelpful the internet is. I have no idea how to convert miles per hour to cubic meters per second, and I am an adult who fulfilled her undergraduate science requirement (thanks, Women, Medicine, and Biology!) and so I don't have to.
It did occur to me that probably spooge has a pretty big friction coefficient? So it is only going 31 for a short while? Also, 31 miles per hour is 45.46 feet per second. The rate of acceleration of gravity is 32.2 feet per second. So like, that's not that much faster than raindrops falling on your head/into your birth canal.
It might also be useful to think about the difference in comfort between running into something solid, like a car or a jaguar, versus something liquid, like spooge, at any speed. Falling onto concrete versus falling into a pool.
So given that I am undoubtedly wrong about the entire math portion of this question (ugh, not even boners can make me like word problems, SERIOUSLY) I am going to say that the answer is that though 31 miles per hour sounds fast, it is not in fact all that fast, in terms of jizz. Choke on that, Peruvian jaguar.