It's pretty rad that you guys have stuck around all these years. Since the days of Velocity Girl and Black Tambourine, we always knew you understood how fuzzy pop songs made us feel warm inside. And, hey, thanks for throwing a party with the Pains of Being Pure at Heart, Crystal Stilts, Brown Recluse, Frankie Rose, Pants Yell! (whose innocent slop-pop has been flying under the radar for far too long) and other artists on your roster tonight. We owe you a non-alcoholic beverage.
Yours truly, The L