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Anything From Jimmyjane
Jimmyjane is kind of the industry standard for vibes. Their “form” series is beautiful, waterproof, rechargeable, hypoallergenic, and made from food-grade silicone. Each form is a different shape, optimized for a different use. Yes, they’re spendy, but if you’re at “vibrator holiday gift” level of intimacy with someone, drop a few bucks, why don’t you?
Depending on your genital configuration, gender identification and relationship, this gift will have different resonances for different people, but I suspect most people could find a use for an extra dick. And as sex educator Charlie Glickman says, “The world would be a better place if more men took it up the ass.”
A Subscription to a For-Pay Porn Site
I know. There’s so much free porn. But so much of the good porn isn’t free, and plus, performers need to get paid. Sorry, I could recommend a specific one, but with taste and orientation varying so widely, there’s no good universal choice. Shop around!
D’awwww, sappy. But in the long, often-stressful, over-fed and over-boozed and over-socialized slog that is Thanksgiving through New Year’s Day, I bet many people would choose a few hours of good solid fucking over a cross-stitched octopus from Etsy or whatever.
Anything Edited by Rachel Kramer Bussel
Rachel has edited a million erotica anthologies, and they are all excellent. She is the perfect antidote to Fifty Shades. Her newest, Anything for You, is focused on kinky couples-stories. Gift city.