Rogue states rattling their nuclear sabers, ice caps melting, birds flying backwards, dirty bombs, endless wars, ill-advised reunion tours… Though we don’t necessarily adhere to doomsday prophecy here at The L, if we did, now would be the time to start pondering the Great Beyond. With that in mind, as thoughts turn to pitchers and prophets working on three days rest, we’ve taken it upon ourselves to offer New Yorkers a look at some of their options, a little pre-season preview as humanity hurtles toward its Eternal Playoff Run.