The Expendables: The Distilled Nectar of Some Cosmic Uber-Testicle
by Jesse P. FinneganPage 3 of 3
Hamony Korine imagined his movie as having been discovered in a ditch. The Expendables is something you'd find if a long-defunct Blockbuster Video exploded, and every straight-to-video release remaining in the "Action" section hit you in the nuts, and going into shock, you peered inside the smoldering crater where the videos landed to see that fire and speed had fused them all into one mangled mega-tape... and then it blew you up.
Opens August 13
