Today is the day! Candy hearts, Hallmark cards and giggling! Or, a slight variation thereof: a day to surround yourself with other sad sacks and collectively lick your love wounds over the music of The Smiths and Morrissey with long-running Pope of Mope cover band The Sons & Heirs. Special guest and professional funnyman Dave Hill will keep you from doing anything too drastic. Chin up, Brooklyn. There’s always alcohol.