We used to embroider vast, epic scenes from our favorite Led Zeppelin and Styx songs on old couches we found in the street, and then we’d dress up with our friends as characters from those songs and we’d all sit on the embroidered couches and it was like we were IN THE SONGS.
Mar 18, 2009
Our dream bar would have reasonably priced beer, veggie hot dogs and a television that only played hockey games. Also, a talking dog for a bartender.
One time we went as ourselves five years in the future. It totally freaked everybody out, for reals.
Oct 28, 2009
Our guiltiest pleasure is definitely our sweater collection. We have, like, over 50 sweaters. They make us feel safe.
Oct 14, 2009
Sure, ee know it's for old people and journalists but we still like it.
Sep 16, 2009
One summer we drove cross country with our nuclear family and Christie Brinkley was, like, stalking our dad in a red convertible. It was terrible.
Sep 2, 2009
"I wanna splash seltzer over vodka for people even sadder than I am."
Aug 19, 2009