We love Van the Man. He's kind of crazy now, but he truly was once one of the greats. As Famous Seamus Heaney once said, "To be Irish is to know your heart will be broken in the end," and we think maybe Van's having a hard time coming to grips with that, hence all the deeply religious mysticism. Van, baby, just relax and bust out the "St. Dominic's Preview." You know you want to.