After Weezer played "El Scorcho" at the Columbus stop on their Green Album tour, we remember Rivers, sounding a bit peeved, saying, "There. You happy now?" Yes, we were happy — and all of us kids who grew up with their 1996 cult classic Pinkerton will be again tonight. It's night number two of Weezer's much talked-about Memories Tour, in which they'll play the entire album (if things go according to plan, they would've played all of The Blue Album yesterday), followed by a hodgepodge of greatest hits which may or may not include "Pork and Beans," BUT IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER BECAUSE THEY'RE GUARANTEED TO PLAY "ACROSS THE SEA."