In reaction to numerous incomprehensibly massive wars-in Iraq and Afghanistan, on drugs and terror-curators Oaso DuVerney and Sarah McCann have asked 12 artists to declare their own personal military campaigns against a foe of their choosing. Though, as of writing, the artists and enemies have yet to be announced, here are some things against which we'd declare war for an art project: the Dunkin Donuts insurgency, wall-to-wall carpeting, the homicidal school-bus drivers in South Williamsburg, Italy.