The last thing these retarded hipster dirties want is for brooklyn to reconnect with it's old root that we know and love. cause they know that if we do then they [hipsters] will have no reason to be here and will be displaced since they have no real roots of what brooklyn is.
hipsters aren't sensitive. you just pretend to have some sort of profound life experiences and then piss and moan about everything that doesn't jack off the idea of you being worth anything more than the crap you own
May god bless those who make it their life's work to erradicate these whiny nasal motherfuckers.
I absolutely love the fact that your name is "Noah," lmao. Thank you all so much for living up to my snap judgments of you, again and again!
Fast forward 20 years: 50-year-old yupster transplants with stretched-out holey earlobes, green blotches all over their shriveled, pasty skin, dirt fucking broke with no developed skills or respectable social value.
In other news, this morning I saw an old hipster with a fedora and a 19th century 'stache...on the 7. I think he got on around Woodside, I glared daggers at him but couldn't think of anything to say or do.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID ALL OF THESE MOTHERFUCKERS ONE DAY DECIDE TO START MOVING TO WASHINGTON DC AND NEW YORK CITY AFTER THEY SAW THE 3 PLANES CRASHING INTO THE BUIDLINGS GO THE FUCK BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM AND LEAVE MY CITY ALONE!!!
TEXAS TRIFFID RANCH:
"Nasal-voiced hipster-yuppie beardo" and "absolutely no work ethic " go together like rum and Coke. "You want me to get up before noon? And work eight whole hours a day? If I can't get a nap and blogging time, I'm not interested."
Just a bunch of clueless vapid fucks with blinders on while chanting "North Brooklyn, art, coffee, North Brooklyn, art, coffee" like fucking zombies. Absolute opposite of real New Yorkers.
I don't think you could grow up here going to any public school in the city, let alone Brooklyn and act like a jr. hipster or emotard without getting the shit beaten out of you on a daily basis. Darwinian natural selection steps in and Jr. either evolves or goes extinct.