Rudy Giuliani, the famous Italian-American inventor of 9/11, is considering a run for governor of New York state. Mr. Giuliani became celebrated in the olden days for his ability to use “9/11” as any of the seven parts of human speech. When asked what qualifies him to make a run for the position once held by the world-famous inventor of prostitution, Eliot Spitzer, Giuliani uncoiled his neck, leaned down into the mic, and simply said, “9/11.” When asked for comment, 9/11 was reported to have said, “I wish him best of luck; he’s been really great for my career as a ‘day of infamy.'”