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An Arizona sheriff nicknamed “Hitler” by the men he has arrested, Joe Arpaio is notorious for rounding up undocumented immigrants, dressing them in pink underwear, and imprisoning them in sweltering tent cities. He’s a cruel and unusual racial profiler, and when he came to New York City for an appearance on The Colbert Report, he was met by what the New Yorker described as a “busy-haired young man”: “Never come back here again!” he shouted. “Fuck you!” It was like when all those RNC delegates visited in 2004. We don’t want you here, assholes.