Kelly Clarkson Thinks Kanye is Pitiful and Sad

09/14/2009 4:23 PM |


Did you know that Kelly Clarkson has a blog? She does, and it’s called “Random Thoughts By Me” because despite being 27 years old as opposed to, say, 14, Kelly Clarkson is exactly the type of person who says things like, “Omigod, I am so random!” and who signs emails “Love, Me.” But I digress. Like everyone else today, Kelly Clarkson hates Kanye West, and she’s telling him all about. In letter form, sorta. And you know, on her blog. Full text is after the jump.

Dear Kanye,

What happened to you as a child?? Did you not get hugged enough?? Something must have happened to make you this way and I think we’re all just curious as to what would make a grown man go on national television and make a talented artist, let alone teenager, feel like shit. I mean, I’ve seen you do some pretty shitty things, but you just keep amazing me with your tactless, asshole ways. It’s absolutely fascinating how much I don’t like you. I like everyone. I even like my asshole ex that cheated on me over you…which is pretty odd since I don’t even personally know you. The best part of this evening is that you weren’t even up for THIS award and yet you still have a problem with the outcome. Is winning a moon man that much of a life goal?? You can have mine if it will shut you up. Is it that important, really??

I was actually nominated in the same category that Taylor won and I was excited for her…so why can’t you be?? I’m not even mad at you for being an asshole…I just pity you because you’re a sad human being.

On a side note, Beyonce has always been a class act and proved again tonight that she still is. Go TEXAS!!

Taylor Swift, you outsell him ….that’s why he’s bitter. You know I love your work! Keep it up girl!


You are probably wondering why Kelly addresses Taylor Swift and the entire state of Texas in a letter to Kanye West, and I don’t blame you. It’s, like, totally random, right?

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