Very early on a typical Christmas morning, Anytown, U.S.A.: “Mom, Dad, wake up! Wake up! I wanna open my presents now… I don’t care if it’s still dark and you were up all night helping Santa bring boxes down the chimney, I can’t wait anymore. Come on! You can go back to bed after, I just really need to open my presents now. Please! I already made you hot chocolate and put candles out, you can just come and lie on the couch while I open my gifts then come back to bed. Pleeeeease?!” Meanwhile, downstairs:
Flaming Christmas tree living room is the new Yule log. (Neatorama)