Hey, wow, sharks still eat dudes. This article is kind of scary: basically, this guy at a South African beach is simply adjusting his goggles, in chest-deep water, and a huge great white shark swims up and takes him away. Just like that… The money Tweet:
Holy shit. We just saw a gigantic shark eat what looked like a person in front of our house. That shark was huge. Like dinosaur huge.
That is scary, but I’m of the opinion that anyone who swims alone in South African or southern Australian waters is out of their fucking mind.