(Straight) sources have revealed to me a really fantastic gay marriage protest scheduled for Valentine’s Day. Pissed off about the ongoing denial of basic civil rights to fellow citizens, a bunch of straights [pictured at right] are going to get ceremonially divorced at Bethesda Fountain on February 14th. If you want to participate in “Straight Divorce for Gay Marriage” (working title) men are to dress in black, women in white. No contact info yet, but check back here for details.