Jesus, like any other being living in a capitalist society (because, remember, he is alive in each and every one of us), loves stuff. He loves junk food, he loves tarot, he loves mustache wax and he loves Elmo. He loves so much stuff that the helpful site Jesus Loves Stuff keeps an exhaustive record (see sample above) of all the things that big J-C can’t get enough of. If you want to be like Christ (which, yeah, obvs) don’t wait for Revelation: start studying and emulating his tastes and cravings today. (Urlesque)
