Star Wars-Themed Shit My Dad Says Twitter Parody is Worth Following

03/17/2010 12:21 PM |

Since @ShitMyDadSays earned its creator a TV pilot starring William Shatner, its cousin in the Star Wars galaxy, @ShitMyDarthSays should be the basis for the next trio of that franchise’s episodes, with Samuel Jackson taking over the role of Darth Vader from James Earl Jones and saying things like, “I once lightsabered a Wookie on Endor, just to watch him die,” “And now, salad dressing, we will discuss the location of your hidden valley ranch,” and: