Garbage Wrapped in Tin Foil Not, In Fact, a Deadly Terrorist Bomb

05/17/2010 8:33 AM |

tin foil hat

That whole “if you see anything, say everything” terror alert campaign is really starting to pay off as last night police shut down a part of the West Side Highway because someone saw a piece of garbage. Yup, some garbage wrapped in tin foil. GARBAGE WRAPPED IN TIN FOIL. I’ll say it again, this is going to be a long fucking summer.