So much wonderfully context-less parental awkwardness on the relatively new Tumblr When Parents Text, which is sort of like Shit My Dad Says, if your dad texted all his absurd assertions and unanswerable questions. The site consists entirely of user submissions, and who hasn’t been the recipient of a worthy contribution to this hilarious genre of digital exchange? The most recent are all holiday-themed, of course, and will make for great group reading come Christmas morning. (Metafilter)