Statewide Gun Sales Up 60% the Monday After the Arizona Shootings, Jesus Quietly Weeps

01/11/2011 4:16 PM |

Sorry, this has nothing to do with Brooklyn, and is frankly quite depressing, but I just thought you should know that everybody’s buying guns in Arizona now, to protect themselves from people like Jared Loughner, who was prevented from killing even more people when he was wrestled to the ground by unarmed civilians using their arms and torsos.

The most popular item in the gun sales uptick? The Glock 19. You know, “Jared’s Gun.”