As I type, it is 11:09 — exactly nine minutes after tickets for LCD Soundsystem’s three-hour farewell soiree went on sale. I’ve spent the last eight minutes refreshing a stupid button on a stupid computer on Ticketmaster’s stupid web site, frantically typing in all those stupid non-words nervous that I was misspelling them. So far, I’ve got nothing to show for it. You guys having any luck out there?
Apparently not: