Oh Please, You Know You Want to Read About the Soccer Mom Madam

03/06/2012 11:25 AM |


She raises pit bulls and has a high-priced escort ring, c’mon.

Anna Gristina, 44, an Ugg-wearing animal lover, operated her high-priced prostitution ring out of an East 78th Street apartment, and boasted “business contacts worldwide,” Manhattan Assistant DA Charles Linehan told a judge at the alleged madam’s arraignment hearing.

Her “black book” included powerful politicians, top-law enforcement, influential lawyers, bankers, entertainment execs and Fortune 500 businessmen, as well as several ultra-wealthy European clients, sources said.


When cops arrived at her upstate home, where she rescues wild pigs and raises pit bulls, they didn’t find anyone — but a wild boar chased a police officer around, the sources said.

Wild boar! I want a Lifetime movie script on my desk by five. We’ll call it “For Uggs or Money”. Or maybe “Wild As a Boar.” I don’t know. We’ll figure it out.