Adam Yauch, Levon Helm… Tom Waits Has Got to Be Next

05/04/2012 2:17 PM |

We’ve long had a pretty airtight formula here at The L for working out the next person to die in the vaunted rule of Three Celebrity Deaths at a Time. So, it is with great dismay that we tell you the third point in the triangle started by Levon Helm and Adam Yauch is none other than… Tom Waits. Though I’m willing to take alternate suggestions.

(And if you think this is too soon or immature, it’s the only I know how to process grief: glibly, on the internet. I can still remember the time and place when I unwrapped Licensed to Ill—vinyl!—and threw it down on the turntable. This sucks.)