One nonplussed user tweeted: “is this BJ thing really going to happen”, and no one can blame him for his disbelief. It didn’t seem like it could possibly be true, but porn stars Sara Jay and Angelina Castro are now preparing to make good on their #teamBJNBA offer of a blowjob to any of their twitter followers if the Heat won the title. We’re not sure who has been waiting longer for this day—Lebron for his ring, or deranged 50-year old hermit virgins for their first sexual encounters.
Before you stop reading now and go book your tickets to Miami for the August 2nd scheduled blowfest, observe the stipulations (and the delightfully photoshopped cover shot), which may put a damper on your plans.
This may in fact be a genius marketing move by Sara and Angelina, who don’t seem like they’re topping any porn producers’ must-have-actresses list. But we’ll just have to wait a few days to find out how it all goes for them.
And if you stopped reading after going through the rules and absolutely NSFW links, you will have missed some of the gems of online commentary that it birthed, including my favorite from poster wickedj51 (who was posting to a members-only forum): “I am not of interest because my girlfriend Alexia also it is unclean but I posted because I know many of you are lonely and would love this chance with a woman. Maybe the only chance. If you find this to be of interest please leave me a green reputation. Many have left red I don’t understand why.”