What Do You Make of Mitt Romney?

06/06/2012 4:00 AM |

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Hails from: California
I guess he sort of seems like a dick. But I think most Republicans are dicks. He’s not the worst of them, but he doesn’t seem to have a lot of spine. Opinion polls tell him to say one thing so he says it, then another says the opposite so he says the opposite. I don’t respect him. He’s a pretzel.

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Park Slope
Hails from: India
Romney seems like a nice enough guy. I’ve had a few Mormons in my cab and they’re all very polite, even about gay people, which surprised me given their reputation. I imagine Romney is the same. I don’t have a problem with him being Mormon, but I think he’s so rich he doesn’t know what things are really like in this country. He doesn’t know what it is like to drive a cab for such little money. I don’t think he really knows how to help poor people so I don’t want him to be president.

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Lower East Side
Hails from: New Jersey
I’m not going to vote for him, but I don’t think I’m going to make the effort to vote for Obama either. What’s the point? They’re both pushovers. Obama is a little better, and the world will end if the Republicans control everything, but Obama doesn’t have the balls to do anything big. I’m disappointed by him. Where are Obama’s balls? I want to see Obama’s balls. Romney doesn’t have any. Maybe if I lived in a swing state I would make the effort to vote, but New York is going to ball-less Obama so there’s no point.

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Hell’s Kitchen
Hails from: Pakistan
I used to like him but I don’t anymore. He did good stuff when he was governor, fixing health care, but now he’s just running from that like there’s something wrong with helping sick people. He’s such a politician. He’ll say anything to get elected. I just hope there’s nothing he can say to get elected. I want four more years.